2004-05-09 - 12:10 a.m.
Conversation Inspired By the Last Entry's Reference to The Passion of the Christ and Its Mention on Ruinedendings.com
THE ALLERGEN: I haven't read much about the surprise ending, but I'll bet it's a doozy.
MR. VISU: "Jesus dies on the cross and is resurrected." Who'd have seen that coming? I haven't been that surprised at the ending of a film since Titanic.
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MR. VISU: Careful, or I may post this conversation on my site.
THE ALLERGEN: In that case... hello Redheaded Jennifer*!
MR. VISU: She'll be honoured. It will brighten her day.
Speaking of messing around in unwise ways with the mysteries of the cosmos, I here mention a discovery I made a few days ago that surprised me to no end: no one has yet registered the URL "www.heaven.com." I can only imagine that this is because no one has been able to figure out a way to sell porn under such a label, or else it would surely have been snatched up in the internet's infancy. I cannot be the only person who immediately sees the blasphemous-but-still-ultra-cool potential of owning that domain...
SOMEONE: Hey, what's your email address?
SOMEONE ELSE: It's "god@heaven.com"
SOMEONE: Really? How cool -- can I get a OMFG?
* On a whim, after typing the above, I decided to throw the phrase "Redheaded Jennifer" into Google to bring up older entries in my diary in which I make mention of my site's coolest visitor. Interestingly, none of my entries show up in the Google search results, but there are no less than three pages of sites that do. And they are uniformly odd -- worth a look-see yourself, if you're inclined. Unquestionably the oddest of the odd among the returned results was this directory of cooking-product merchants.
(theramin music swells) BUT WHAT COULD IT MEAN, PROFESSOR?!
