2004-03-12 - 6:06 p.m.
Real News
According to the BBC, George Michael is dropping out of the business side of music and will henceforth "release his songs online for free instead." Since he's absurdly wealthy and never cared much for stardom anyway, he's going to give everything away on a website and, if patrons are interested in donating money for their downloads, Michael will offer the money to charity. "I'll hopefully be a happier man, giving my music and also doing something really positive with my music if people are generous enough to donate to the site. I'll remove myself from all that negativity."
Fake News
Andrew Ridgely is dropping back into the music business and will henceforth release his songs on burnt CDs to be distributed to passersby downtown.
Hoo! Hah!
