2004-02-24 - 8:23 p.m.
You there! Visitor! That's right, you. Want to know what Shauffy and I think? I'll tell you! We think that burglary sounds just plain awful if you think of it as "burglary." Sure, if you think of ferreting around in people's basements hunting for their valuable gubbins as "burglary," of course it's going to sound awful. But if you think of it as very proactive modern archaeology, why, it's no big deal really. And one day the intellectual edifice will be completed by the very mortar we are now getting a seriously proactive jump on adding. Honestly. You'll all thank us.Hey! Want to know what else Shauffy and I think? We think my diary hasn't been belligerent enough of late! Hence the vociferous argument with an unseen audience about burglary. When the web talks about burglary, it should grab you by the shirt. You should have to wipe spittle from your glasses after the web's done shouting about burglary, you should.
Now then, sit quiet and watch this entertaining single-slide filmstrip about burglary from our good friends at Wikipedia.
Now then, I'm sure that's been enough time. Shauffy's done with your basement now, docile, mindless one! Thanks! Onwards!
Hey, you! Yes, you! Want to know what Shauffy and I think?
