2003-12-28 - 11:31 p.m.
A Public Service For Those Afraid They May Die At Any Moment, Even in the Cinema, Where They Might Choke to Death on a Bit of Popcorn Or, You Know, Have Their Souls Riven By the Dark Unholy Gaze of Ben AffleckSit through films through to the credits no more! Save loads of time by visiting ruinedendings.com and reading their brief synopses, featuring the finales in all their spoiled glory! Away with the tiresome trip to the theatre; away with the drudgery of watching movies till the credits roll! You're a busy person, after all, and you don't have time to sit through ninety minutes of some director's pride and joy -- what better way to simplify your filmgoing life than with the help of short plot-revealing writeups?
Or,
alternately,
Tired of the tease? Can't stand it when film reviews get your blood boiling and then leave you cold? Then run, don't walk, to ruinedendings.com, where the reviews have NOTHING to hide! That's right boys -- no more of the titillating but ultimately unrewarding Ebert & Roeper routine -- these reviews take it all off!
I think I speak for all of us when I say this: God help us if Craig actually gets googled tomorrow on the phrase "titillating but ultimately unrewarding Ebert."
