2003-10-16 - 12:46 a.m.
Desperate Bottomfeeder Dreg Seeks Same
Read these weird personal ads and see if you're still the same after. Go on, give it a try. We'll wait.
I think my favourite is "Imp and angel. Disembodied head in jar, 24, seeks pixie goddess to fiddle with while Rome burns. You bring marshmallows. No. I make joke. You like laugh? I like comebacks and confessions. Send photo of someone else." I am lost for an explanation as to why, and believe that it would require too much ferreting out of hidden secrets in the protean thicket of the Human Consciousness for it to be worth trying to find out.
It's better this way. Really.
The Lazy Manner In Which We Blog and Speak
This is what they're talking about in Paris and Milan this year:
The Allergen: If I ever run into a Latvian I suppose knowing Latin will come in handy, but until then...
Mirabile Visu: No no, silly. Latin will be no use when you run into a Latvian. You will need to wait until you run into an ancient Roman.
The Allergen: oh shit.. they're all over the damn place!
Mirabile Visu: That's what I find too. Ancient Roman repellent isn't what it's cracked up to be.
The Allergen: Hell, the bus driver the other day was an Ancient Roman..
Mirabile Visu: Oh yes, that's Quintus. He's been working for Regina Transit for some time now
The Allergen: thank god he isn't an ancient Romain though
Mirabile Visu: Out of the crisper this long, he'd surely be spoiled.
The Allergen: of course, no telling why a lettuce would have to work for cabbage...
Mirabile Visu: It's the way of things with employed vegetables.
The Allergen: what, like Stephen Hawking?
Mirabile Visu: I suppose so, yes. Tasteless, but true.
The Allergen: lol
Mirabile Visu: I work with quite a number of employed vegetables, I should add.
The Allergen: every time I think of Dr. Hawking I remember the bit in the Simpsons.. "who said that?" "I did" "No I didn't"
Mirabile Visu: I think of that MC Hawking phenomenon that swept the web a few years ago.
The Allergen: MC Hawking?
Mirabile Visu: Well, shit. It still exists. http://www.mchawking.com/.
The Allergen: some sort of rap/Hawking combo?
Mirabile Visu: Naturally.
The Allergen: lmao
Mirabile Visu: He's the dopest shiz-nit in the universe, as everyone knows.
Mirabile Visu: There he is, in his crib.
The Allergen: he da Shisnitel Bombitsky
Mirabile Visu: He doesn't like it when you call him that, though.
