2003-10-02 - 12:57 p.m.
After adding that business about Ill Mitch and Super Greg yesterday, The Adversary and I have looked at both their websites more closely. We've watched Super Greg scritch-scratching away at his turntable in Quicktime, heard him shout "Supah-Greg... numbah ONE!" and had a good chuckle (he has to be kidding).I've also read Ill Mitch's site and discovered that, by writing about him here, I may indeed be inadvertently assisting in "missions" for his secret spread team. Apparently you can email ol' Mitch and he will send you secret missions to perform (is this more parodic riffing on the Russia theme or is he merely afraid of the powderkeg-sparking political bite of his "raps"?) in the interest of spreading word about his "raps," his "punches," and his skateboard.
ILL MITCH INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT
FILE 1747028394
CODE NAME: PUNCHWHILERAP
MISSION: INFILTRATE POPULAR-CULTURE; DEPOSIT AWARENESS OF ILL MITCH RAPS; ESCAPE UNDETECTED. IF APPREHENDED, THE I.M.I.D. WILL DISAVOW ALL KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR ACTIVITIES.
